Paying full price at Gap, Banana, and Old Navy is against my religion. I’ll be damned if I’m buying ANYTHING in those stores for $128, just to watch the item go for $19.98 on the sale rack the following month.

I relate to Lisa and would like to be made an honorary Brit. I promise not to attempt the accent if they’ll accept me.

This is how he always looks in my mind:

I may loathe her, but I’m damn sure keeping my mouth shut because I expect to be voting for her in November.

I will AWAYS be Team Vanderpump, right or wrong. I feel like the other women just don’t get her sense of humor.

That beats watching it any day.

Smart girls watch Real Housewives. Dumb girls watch The Bachelor.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE WITHOUT DORINDA?!

They should feel free to get rid of Lala, also.

His dad is besties with George Michael, so he gets to behave however he wants. /s/

I believe him, yo.

As long as there are well-meaning strangers itching to revel in misery porn on social media, this will be a thing. I am sick to death of those Pray For This Sick Child public Facebook groups popping up in my feed.

You just described my mother-in-law. And I do believe she’s even more conservative then my father-in-law. She stays home all day and watches Fox News. Father-in-law can at least extricate himself from the bullshit they spew, but m-i-l is rolling deep in it.

Fuck these Aunt Janes. They’re cool with it until it happens to them. Do we owe them support?

She and Tim Robbins should get back together because they’re both assholes who deserve each other.

Charisse. She’s kind of a bitch, but she’s going through a divorce, so I guess that’s allowed.

The New York ladies were told they were doing some parents-in-the-city thing. The Miami ladies were told they were doing some Miami businesslady thing. Anyone who’s ever approached by Bravo should probably assume she’ll end up a Wife.

Are you also a Ball and Gala Girl? Is that your legacy?

And all of them are gorgeous.

Shades of The Handmaid’s Tale.