I’m so sad that so many Americans are convinced that their President is out to get them. What kind of terror do they live in every day? It must be exhausting.

There’s a good damn reason some of these people haven’t engaged in politics before Trump - because they SHOULDN’T. If Trump bloviating all over the media is what it takes to get these miscreants involved, they need to stay on the damn fringes and let the adults run things.

My nativity is pieced together from the baby body parts the local Planned Parenthood sold me. I win.

Yay! We have volunteers! Let’s drop those cheering students and faculty in Syria now!

I thought it was weird when google autocompleted my search last night. I typed “celebrities”, and before I could finish my term, it autocompleted with “with herpes,” and I wondered at the number of people who had searched that for it to be the top result. Now it makes sense.

The store in Northport, AL, which most of us here assume he’s targeting, isn’t even owned by a middle-easterner. See the store owner’s Facebook response:

Well said, but I’d like for all of us to get away from giving justifications to asshats like Cruz for why we take birth control (or get abortions). It’s no one’s damn business why we make our healthcare decisions. Not that you indicated this yourself, but sometimes there is an air of moral superiority there. “I’m not…

He uttered “no more baby parts.” Where in the hell does Fiorina think he got that?

I hate him too, but this looks like Yahoo came up with the idea, and Trump went along with it in this instance.

Wait, that guy isn’t even fat. Malt, I know you’re reading here: your clothes are too big!

Trump will be in Birmingham, AL on Saturday. If he hates fat, he should probably wear a sleep mask for the duration of his visit.

The difference is that Kim admitted she was not diagnosed with cancer at the end of the very same conversation she revealed that she “might” have been suffering from cancer. It was a question about why she wears wigs, and instead of just saying, “Hey, I like wigs,” she came up with a bullshit story about having been…

I watch just because they’re all vapid and/or mentally ill. I want to see how it all works out for them. Oh, and Jax. So hot. Such a gossip.

She is not a waitress. She was fired. So even less cool than you thought.

He does realize that “Nazi” isn’t a religion, right?

Good luck with that subsidized daycare thing with this congress. Those old farts believe moms should stay home with the kids, even as they point their fingers at families for not making enough money to stay off of social programs. I’ve even seen old men complain that we shouldn’t even have public kindergarten, because…

This has got to be the doing of Starbucks itself. They paid the guy to start a “protest” and now they’re watching the people protesting them give them money and free advertising through social media.

She is gross. Bernie marched with MLK. Bernie met with Sandra Bland’s mother and kept his goddamn mouth shut about it because Ms. Bland is not a fucking political prop. Hil grossed me out last night with her story about the Moms of Police Violence summit. So she can gather victims at a table for her own personal gain.…

It kind of sounds as if Brooks maniuplated her into leaving Donn with his fake pancreatic cancer. I always did like Donn. I do hope he’s enjoying Vicki’s money these days.

He took sips of water? vodka? after every answer he gave. Thirsty little liar he is.