h/t doorfliesopen.com

I really think there’s a LOT to be read into that response from Tom Brady to Malcolm Butler’s instagram post, and it connects in to this McDaniels thing. Brady isn’t casually going out of his way to do that without thinking about what it means. He made a statement that the most important player on the team didn’t…

Listen, I’m sure this joke has been made on Twitter and everything, but honestly? I just love making fun of the Colt’s dumb banners and support everyone else who does too.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

A pink Mercedes G-Wagon is calling your name:

Guberment waist !!! The deficit !!!

This was my dream car when I was like 5 or 6 years old. They do look very cool

Miata is always the answer, right?

Ah yes, the 2000 Cadillac Escalade. The car that my parents were almost too embarrassed to buy. Ok maybe not, but maybe they should have been. Around 7 years ago, the time had come to buy a new family hauler. The Buick LeSabre (which had never really been big enough to haul Dad, Mom, and 4 teenage boys anyways) had…

A Ute. A Holden Ute that I can’t import yet would be the first choice, but I would take a Subaru Brat.

Just to be clear, I would never be embarrassed of a car I picked out. Who give’s a damn what anyone else thinks. But I do know my friends and family will be clueless as to why I would want to spend money on these cars. Toyota Van, A31 Nissan Cefiro, Lamborghini Espada.

Charlottesville huh? One of my employees drives one. His is blue.

so many embarrassing fantasies ...

Okay I am probably going to get a lot of hate for this but yeah. If you live in a liberal college town where people own Subaru’s and Prius’s probably rolling up in a bright yellow V8 gas guzzling muscle car is not the best idea.

Because it is never too late to go full douche on the whole program:

90’s Cadillac coupes: Allanté and El Dorado. The Lincoln Mark VIII wouldn be my Jalop-respected alternative, and I know responding with a stable mate of the prompt isn’t the most original, but come on, look at em!

1. I thought this was a Torch post.