Alternate Headline: Mom fakes being mad while her friend holds a camera and she uses her kid as a prop so she can achieve viral fame

In Harding’s case, it’s easier to work on your axels when your boyfriend always carries around a tire iron.

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

Well this is just a schembechler of a problem, isn’t it?

Is getting hits off of the early stages of a kid’s schizophrenia a particularly moral way to make a living? Asking for a guy named Nick.

Boy I feel bad for the kid; mostly because this smells, walks and talks like some sort of mental illness. I hope he gets his shit together in a way that enables him to graduate from (someone’s) college and become a contributing, non-jailed member of society.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Dick.

I thought we’d already pretty well established Jemele Hill’s craven, soulless, go-along-to-get-along stoogery.

What a Rube (Baker)

Also, the same number as his rape charges.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

I assume MacLean just hears “The Sound of Silence” playing in his head over and over again during these segments.

This is the look of a man who wonders what choices brought him here.

You don’t understand how this rises to a federal case? It rises to a federal case because it gets big headlines. There aren’t a ton of federal cases that get major headlines in the A section and the sports section, that lead on both CNN and ESPN. Not many cases attract the attention of a nation of yokels who would…

Awww, he didn’t go with

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

Well, I mean. Sure? It will at least prevent him from making Avatar.

And keep the rights to make more movies in the Cameron estate in perpetuity, never to be used again.

What this franchise really needs is a terminator from the future sent back in time in order to kill James Cameron right after he finished T2.