Jesus. I’m 6', ~175#, and I sure as shit don’t play D1 football. Kid got adamantium bones or something?

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Right. How many wars, catastrophic storms, severe illnesses, etc. have you survived, dickwad? Me? Numerous of each. I’ve been hit by IEDs, almost washed away in flash floods, lost years of life to illness, lived in dozens of countries most of which were active conflict zones. This is how I know these storm chasers are…

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

So if I go out and get millions of followers by taking videos of dangerous shit (lets say explosions instead of storms for example), which also imperils the lives of those who may be obligated to rescue me etc, it’s totally ok because it’s my “job”? LOL

I hope he gets charged for his criminally-careless behavior upon survival which risks the lives of police, military & EMS for no reason other than to get a thrill.

What a fucking idiot. Putting his life and others at risk, all while acting like a dipshit. On top of that, a drive through car wash is an utterly moronic choice of refuge.

Why would he think that was appropriate shelter? I guess after 35 years you eventually learn something, just not enough.

No, that’s just how the leftist Gawker style media works.

It’s a good article otherwise, that quote from the Chinese is completely unnecessary. It adds nothing and only disparages the sailors themselves.

Oh please, stop being a mouthpiece for Chinese propaganda.

It’s called Vitamin Z, and he is made entirely of it.

Sorry, no time to read. Too busy playing the new Zlatan game on my iPhone.

I will now buy a van, just to have that pic painted on the side.

Zlatan zcored 28 goalz lazt zeason not 38. Ztill that iz a zolid return for a 35 year old zuperztar. I would ztop now but I am zincerely zo excited Zlatan iz back. We are all witnezzez.

But how many goals did Jesus score?

That comparison is ridiculous. Unlike Zlatan, Jesus had the awareness to know he was finished at 33.

Where did the Moose touch you?

Oh, very funny. I guess you think bestiality jokes are funny, huh?

I know ESPN has turned the LLWS into a too-slick, commercial product that capitalizes on the preciousness of children playing a game and spends a little too long on the sobbing faces of kids who lose, but last night the Connecticut team, down 5-2 to Walla Walla, Wash., in the fourth, scored eight runs and ran away…