Preordered. I will say though, I like the look of that minecraft one a LOT.

So, what we all imagined we were playing when we’re were playing this:

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Well, it would have been awkward if he had him turn his head and cough.

Oh yeah? Tell me a bit about the kind of unsavory places she’s looking to bang me in and I’ll take it under consideration!

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this. lol I don’t even live in New York, and I was like “Damn, they are at Grand Central Station?” lol

I’ve banged my around this town in all manner of unsavory places, so I’ve got no judgment for a good subway fucking, but Jesus Christ, WHERE ARE HER SHOES?????

Am I the only one that noticed he kept turning away his head from hers and refused to kiss her . so he can fuck her in public but kissing thats where he draws the line LOL

I’m guessing the two participants are already acquainted with infections so it may not really be a concern.

Damn, it’s one thing if you were riding the train north to Gun Hill Road, but into Grand Central and doing that? Nuts.

I like the modesty provided by sweater around the waist. Classy lass, that one.

Damn, that’s pretty bold.

Easily the most inappropriate sexual activity I’ve seen going on at a subway since Jared.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

This is just begging for some awful disease or infection - who in their right mind would go barefoot on the subway?!?!

They may be at Grand Central physically—in both senses of the word—but Times Square mentally.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.