At least they had a pregame meal together

Ugh. That stupid name and that stupid derivative logo.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

That shot was such a relief to see, because boy was that flagrant foul call terrible.

Simply no sympathy for either person. Two assholes on a road being assholes. Both were bound to get fucked.

Asshole before and after prison.

You realize you used the word “unmolested” about a story where the new stadium resembles a butthole?

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Have no fear, the Atlanta Anus will be open come football season. We’re talking a wide, gaping opening, into and out of which people of all shapes, sizes, and colors will pass.

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

An old-school refrigerator?

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Looks like MLS is becoming a retirement league for European players.

Never forget that Louis Van Gaal had some of the worst transfer window signings in modern history.

So I guess the question is: What did the $57,000,000 do?

So I was just reading up on this ship and Im a little confused. She had a $57 million refit completed in 2012 and it was supposed to extend the service life of the ship 6-8 years. that would mean 2018-2020. The article makes it sound like its been chugging along on bailing wire and spit since the 70's. Doesn’t…