So if I go out and get millions of followers by taking videos of dangerous shit (lets say explosions instead of storms for example), which also imperils the lives of those who may be obligated to rescue me etc, it’s totally ok because it’s my “job”? LOL

I hope he gets charged for his criminally-careless behavior upon survival which risks the lives of police, military & EMS for no reason other than to get a thrill.

What a fucking idiot. Putting his life and others at risk, all while acting like a dipshit. On top of that, a drive through car wash is an utterly moronic choice of refuge.

Why would he think that was appropriate shelter? I guess after 35 years you eventually learn something, just not enough.

No, that’s just how the leftist Gawker style media works.

It’s a good article otherwise, that quote from the Chinese is completely unnecessary. It adds nothing and only disparages the sailors themselves.

Oh please, stop being a mouthpiece for Chinese propaganda.

It’s called Vitamin Z, and he is made entirely of it.

Sorry, no time to read. Too busy playing the new Zlatan game on my iPhone.

I will now buy a van, just to have that pic painted on the side.

Zlatan zcored 28 goalz lazt zeason not 38. Ztill that iz a zolid return for a 35 year old zuperztar. I would ztop now but I am zincerely zo excited Zlatan iz back. We are all witnezzez.

But how many goals did Jesus score?

That comparison is ridiculous. Unlike Zlatan, Jesus had the awareness to know he was finished at 33.

Where did the Moose touch you?

Oh, very funny. I guess you think bestiality jokes are funny, huh?

I know ESPN has turned the LLWS into a too-slick, commercial product that capitalizes on the preciousness of children playing a game and spends a little too long on the sobbing faces of kids who lose, but last night the Connecticut team, down 5-2 to Walla Walla, Wash., in the fourth, scored eight runs and ran away…

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

So, what we all imagined we were playing when we’re were playing this:

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.