Yeah, those 27 world championship trophies are heavy-duty tools.

Soldier Field.

What does this have to do with sports and why is it on Deadspin?

Ohio requires a Permit to carry a handgun.

‘Train Snark’? Well, I guess the USA can always snark about how we have to save France every time the Germans decide to kick their ass.

You mean the tourists that have filled that ballpark since 1914?

BUT MANCHESTER UNITED ARE IRRELEVANT

Jordan: Never lost an NBA Finals 6-0, 6 Time Finals MVP

I’d say that leading deputies on a 2 state high speed chase at speeds of over 100mph and nearly causing several fatal accidents and ramming / wrecking police cruisers falls under the category of resisting arrest.

As the son of a Tin Can sailor who was an SN/GM who’s primary station was on the bridge as a lookout when not signaling, my father has made it abundantly clear that there was a massive and cataclysmic screw up which will most certainly end the career of every sailor on watch on the bridge, on lookout and in the CIC…

“ONE!”

You forgot the part where the pregnant black woman was shot because she attacked the responding police officers with a deadly weapon, giving the officers no choice but to defend themselves with lethal force. But why should that matter to you morons?

I hope you don’t get killed by a woke Jihadist at TOSU when they try and run you over with their car or stab you to death. I hope that there are WOKE police officers who respond and kill the woke Jihadist before your blood spills on your police hating t-shirt.

IF YOU THINK THIS JOB IS SO GODDAMN EASY, GO GET A BADGE AND TRY IT YOURSELF, YOU UNGRATEFUL IDIOTS.

It’s classic Rope-A-Dope; you have to see The Freeze is beatable in order for The Freeze to draw you in and destroy you.

THEN LEAVE. CANADA WILL BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU, COMRADE.

Manchester United would sign him today. Are you serious?

Yeah, that alternative to civility is much better.