LeBron James blowing 5 NBA Finals > Warriors Blowing 3-1 Lead

Well, obviously the answer to all this is for someone to wait for her to show up at a slow-pitch softball field when she attends practice for a charity game against the Chicago Tribune and shoot her and four other people with an illegally purchased AK-47, because tolerance.

No, it’s not.

Deadspin: You shouldn’t feel bad Predators fans...

Why can’t you choose the race of your player in any of these EA Sports games story modes? Why can’t you choose your position? Or am I a racist for even asking the question?

Obama won it twice.

I rest my case.

Steve Kerr: They’re right. They’d all kill us.

Close only counts in Horseshoes, Hand Grenades and Nuclear Warheads.

Diplomacy is not and will not be the solution. We’re past that point. Period. Full stop.

No.

#ThatsSoWhiteSox

Forget the trespassing and disorderly conduct charges, this guy is probably going to have to register as a sex offender now!

O-H-I-31-O

Bobby Kennedy diffused the Cuban Missile Crisis in a back channel meeting with Soviet ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin where he pushed forward JFK’s pledge to remove Jupiter missiles from Turkey and a pledge not to invade in exchange for the missiles coming out of Cuba.

I know you are, but what am I?