I indeed had a good 14-year run as the Forrest Gump of ass grabbing.

For years, I worked at Rockefeller Plaza. It most certainly is game day every day in touristic Manhattan...

I have one more story, but not directly involving Ditka. In November of 2012, my boyfriend and I were wandering around Copenhagen pretty late at night. We had hoped to find someplace to watch the Bears game but, after checking out a few leads, we just grabbed a hot dog and decided to wander. Over the course of an…

Well done! It was the second scenario:

On three separate occasions, and three different years, I had my butt slapped and/or pinched by Mike Ditka, Bob Hope and Ray Meyer; I was 29, 19 and 15. Match the ages to the individual. Hint: Two times involved marching band (once in college and once in high school), and the other involved a Cook County Circuit…

Ah...the ecological ramifications of "rabbit protection groups."

I have spent several hours reading this post and the inspiring comments and cannot thank you all enough. :) Last year, I spent a few months developing recipes and cooking at a friend's lovely wine bar. Being in a classic South Brooklyn neighborhood, every so often we would get a pompous " expert" who, since he…

This is so wonderful. I was one of the oh-so-lucky early starters, 1980, 5th grade, merely a week before the boys were separated from the girls for a very special afternoon class with our gym teacher and school nurse, respectively. My mom was a fiber artist and her studio was at home, and I had a sister who was 10…

Trust me...time has not changed at all in my New York Senate District: http://newsroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/07/politican-wanted-to-have-a-charm-school-for-women-in-his-district/

My boyfriend and I were approached by a casting agent for "House Hunters International" when we were wandering around Colonia, Uruguay in a post-gelato/pre-espresso haze 2 years ago. We were taking pictures of sleeping dogs in a somewhat quiet part of the city quite a ways from the UNESCO area and he gave us his card…

My boyfriend and I were approached by a casting agent for "House Hunters International" when we were wandering around Colonia, Uruguay in a post-gelato/pre-espresso haze 2 years ago. We were taking pictures of sleeping dogs in a somewhat quiet part of the city quite a ways from the UNESCO area and he gave us his card…

My boyfriend and I were approached by a casting agent for "House Hunters International" when we were wandering around Colonia, Uruguay in a post-gelato/pre-espresso haze 2 years ago. We were taking pictures of sleeping dogs in a somewhat quiet part of the city quite a ways from the UNESCO area and he gave us his card…