I think it’s just too small. It’s still covering all the breathing holes. 

I enjoyed the pilot a lot more than episode 2. Thought the first one had some good Tina Fey absurdist lines (erotic dementia! Podiatric claustrophobia) but it definitely needs to sharpen its teeth in either a satirical way or on a character level. Thought Bobby Moynihan was the MVP of these two episodes though I…

even though Jenkins’ first foray into Themysciran heroics was a resounding success, it never quite relaxed enough to back away and let her properly do her thing.

Jesus, I just had images of Superman stopping the planet destroying weapon that was actually responsible for the death of Krypton.

Also...why did Steve’s soul have to take over someone else’s body? There’s no reason in the film to think the Dreamstone couldn’t just reconstitute Steve in his own, fresh body. We’re never shown that such a limitation exists, it’s so weird to have decided the best way to incorporate Steve was to have him inhabit some…

Talk about first world fucking problems amiright 

I really hope “they’re trying to steal my gift ideas and get the credit” doesn’t get lost in the ridiculousness of everything else, because it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read and feels like the thought of an eight-year-old.

I both agree and disagree with Brandy here. I think she’s absolutely right that the LW is projecting a LOT of anger over what should be a pleasant gesture; it’s not that hard to keep a list of stuff you and your husband would like, whether it’s a fancy book, nice wine, or whatever. Or just ask for stuff like sheets…

Yeah, I mean, I don’t NEED a lot of things but I have an amazon wishlist of stuff I could use (nice new sheets! a weighted blanket, a new frying pan).

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Surprised “maga2020!” isn’t on the list.

Please read. That was not a frivolous lawsuit.

I wonder how they enforce their dress code for girls (that I’m sure exists)... Isn’t wearing shorts in the summer a PERSONAL CHOICE?!

I love The Parent Trap, but that’s a really bad picture of Lindsay Lohan......

Nog was and still is far-and-away the best ensign. The rest of these folks are OK.

Why is “binge” now a synonym for “watch”? I mean, I know why, but plz stop.

If polls are to be believed, huh? How comforting.../s

Take Jane Scilovati, a Pennsylvania schoolteacher who recently told the New York Times that the way Trump handles issues of race is a “disgrace” and “deplorable,” and that she regrets her decision to vote for him in 2016. “He doesn’t have any compassion or empathy; he doesn’t reference historical facts correctly,” she…

Spider-man 1&2 and X-men 1&2 are both cut a lot of slack because they were the first superhero films to “get it right (including by me). They are immensely flawed but were a massive stepping stone to what became modern super hero films.

why are your kitchen shears so dirty that you can’t use them on food, as intended?