I’ve seen a few people comment on this...and I mean it’s no surprise that Takeout comments are once again filled with child-haters....but really, the new mom comment is just setting the stage for “why” that person was looking forward to her night out. This is not hard.

I said, I say I say... that boy ain’t right!

So, uh, how do we go about getting that crap off kinja, which was the reasoning behind banishing most of the user base to the greys? Flagging does fuck all and somehow these posts find their way out of greys over and over again.

But hot dogs are a place-based food that are required fare at any of the following locations:

If you post a picture of you and a motorcycle, you better still fucking own that motorcycle.

I don’t want to live in a world where Canada is (politely) dunking on us.

I will never not watch “Thor arrives in Wakanda” clips.

“I don’t care what they name it. They can name it peaches.”

The Avengers Theme is really the only one I can hum in my head unprompted without looking it up on YouTube.

No better usage of it than here. My theater that opening morning lost their shit.

Honestly, Bane is one of my favorite villains ever. I think Nolan did both Catwoman and Bane some real fucking justice. The first time I saw the movie, I felt like Bane had wandered in from some monster movie somewhere and didn’t realize he was in a superhero movie.

Not to be pedantic or too much of a nerd, but Captain America is portrayed as believing and a symbol of what America should be and not what it is. He’d be sickened to have Trump be POTUS 

“Where’s your father?”

no one seems able to figure out why his father’s role in his delivery apparently made the son so upset.

I know there’s a lot of corporations diversifying their portfolio, but Land O’ Lakes going from dairy into private prisons seems like an odd mooove.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

DO NOT go in and be like “Hey Jane was my server last night. I was looking for her. Is she working? No? Can you tell me when her next shift is?”

Wait. So the cartoon wasn’t the offensive part of the sign? OK. That surprises me. I honestly expected the uproar to be over the cartoon, not the name.

Ugh nanny state.

Yeah it looks nothing like the actual insanity of The Cheesecake Factory. And just goes to show that the showrunners have probably never been to one, just as they’ve never spent time around actual nerds rather than only seeing tv versions of them.

This has always bothered me way more than it should.