“Think of the children!” defense usually pops up with these assholes. Then they go vote for Moore.

Maybe wait a couple days to see if anyone else has a Franken story? Haven’t you learned?

I know a guy who has installed a pair of “truck nuts” on his wheelchair. I feel this is both acceptable and entertaining.

*sigh*... “The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender’s soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.”

“But wouldn’t a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?

I think we should leave this list in the hands of the Prophets...

Looks like the board game hungry, hungry hippos bursted from her chest.

Never not funny.

I stared at that gif for a good minute, at least.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

Hot take: Jim was the original “Nice Guy”™.

“Have a catch” sounds British.

I’m amazed people don’t get that. HR is only good insomuch as to create a personal timeline and record. HR will always, always, always side with the company.

adding that “HR protected Arianna and the company more than the employees.”

A writer @ deadspin and now the NY Times has also been accused of committing sexual assault while he worked for deadspin. You guys should probably cover that.

Nintendo Cinematic Universe, culminating in Smash Bros movie

Alex confirmed to be a history nerd just to bug her sister.

Well duh. Because you can’t have a Man of Steel 2 if the Man of Steel is DEAD. Geez, James, didn’t you see BvS? Get with the picture.

May or may not be one of the worst TNG episodes ever, but for sure it’s the worst game in the history of games. Seriously, does anyone want to try and defend this as a good game, or even a game.