“Think of the children!” defense usually pops up with these assholes. Then they go vote for Moore.

Maybe wait a couple days to see if anyone else has a Franken story? Haven’t you learned?

I know a guy who has installed a pair of “truck nuts” on his wheelchair. I feel this is both acceptable and entertaining.

Hot take: Jim was the original “Nice Guy”™.

“Have a catch” sounds British.

But it DOES have moving parts NOT involving your arm. The Piston/Plunger, the Filter Screen, and the Structure Disc. Yes, while you do use the movement of your arm to allow the up and down motion, that doesn’t make the press have “absolutely no moving parts”. If it didn’t have any, your arm would get tired of the…

though if you are administering CPR properly, you wouldn’t. You should be pushing in between the meaty stuff, directly against the sternum.

It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

Sometimes, the best offers come on the morning of trial. The fact that a defendant is there, and feels confident enough to roll the dice with a jury can suggest to a DA that maybe what seemed like “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” might be more like “proof by a preponderance” or even just “some evidence.”

I think we know who the real killer is.....

Drowning seems like it would be a horrible way to go. What kind of person would do that to another?

I read that the defendent’s attorney stated before jury selection that they would not be picking him. Most lawyers are going to be pretty scared of a former Constitutional Law Professor gumming up the works, plus as you stated, it would be super distracting for everyone to have Obama there.

Serious answer, this is what happens most of the time with Cook County jury duty. They panel the jury but then the case settles. I have been call for jury duty in Cook County case a bunch of time but never been on a jury that went to trial.

CBS Chicago says he was picked for a panel that ultimately wasn’t needed.

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.

It’s a pyramid opportunity.

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

Sorry guys, I should have known this would bring out all the MRA types. They’re like bloodhounds for this shit.