For serious, she has been open about her struggles on this and has had to watch everyone else have babies for years. I’m just gonna go ahead and be thrilled for her.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

Throw those butter wrappers in a pot, add some potatoes and a carrot, baby you got a stew going!

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

Is she single?

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

My wife drives me nuts with this shit. Most of the shows that we actually want are “too good” to just fucking watch on a Tuesday night, so we just end up watching Shark Tank on CNBC or some shit.

My time in Netflix is about 80% browsing and 20% giving up and watching re-runs of Star Trek TNG.

That is why you just need to stick to the classics:

I like that there are too many shows. I can scroll through Netflix and say “Oh, I heard that was good, I should watch it some time.” Then I go right to the same 2 shows or 5 movies that I always watch and feel safe and boring and comfortable. But I thought about something different. And that’s just as good as doing…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.

Yeah, I can’t believe I had to scroll as far for this as I did. I don’t drink or do drugs for reasons that are really important to me and are pretty irreversible if I do. The thought of someone doing this to me is completely terrifying.

Thanks. I thought it was not ok to drug someone without their consent but everyone’s like haha, laughs were had.

Indeed, we get upset about consent regarding sex. How is this any different?

Yes. This is not okay. It’s not a funny story. It’s literally a crime.

That is really, really fucked up that they gave her the real thing without telling her/asking for permission.

To be fair, the House of Representatives has always been full of whack-jobs.

What is absolutely horrifying to me is this: