Girl, I wanna troll the greys so hard for this post specifically.

Let me find my seat real quick because the umar stans are coming.

He actually looks sorta like Alex Baldwin in makeup in that picture.

Growing up in the South (especially poor or lower middle class), it’s not called “soul food” or “Black food” or anything else like that. It’s just called “food.”

Speaking of the Shawn Spicer bit...

asked why there was cotton on the table as the center piece. His response was that he didn’t know, he seen it before we did, he kind of thought it was “ fallish”, THEN he said “it ISNT INHERENTLY BAD IF WERE ALL WEARING IT”

How the fuck did he think this was gonna go?

Takeaway: There are some dumb MFers at ESPN. Seriously, one person can’t see the difference between the Lin incident (which involved an unwarranted racial slur - that might have been an accident, sure) and a label (supremacist) ostensibly based on a person’s actual past activities?

A con man, a narcissist and a pervert walk into a bar and the bartender says “what’ll you have Mr. President?”

People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!

We at the network want a dog with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression, “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a dog who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

“That sack was like the Defenestration of Prague from atop the walls of Jericho, with Che Guevara looking on saying ‘Yo quiero la ambulancia.’ I mean, am I right?”

I’m an auto broker and consultant here in Miami and the levels of trickery and BS that dealerships will hit customers with is downright disgraceful.

The banana he is holding has to be the baby carrot / baby corn version of bananas right? It looks small in his hands. Hands that I know are small.

he was publicly warned multiple times. A lot of what he said would fall under racism, too.

This. Like, this interview shouldn’t have taken place to begin with.

I love how Kimmel, like all the late show guys, can deliver an impassioned editorial about the horror of Charlottesville, and a few weeks later genially chat with the very people who put us there like it’s all water under the bridge.

Yes, exactly - the cost/benefit goes out the window if you can't derive the benefit from the item you purchased, you know?