What I want to know is, did she keep banging him for three weeks after finding out about his infidelities? I'm not trying to call her a slut or something, but that's some CIA level shit.

"I'm old"

Ironically "ethered" was the only confusing word in this entire post in which an ex-gf mistakes easy words as complicated and condescendingly explains them to her former boyfriend.

In other news, I'm too old for this shit.

I have no idea what either of those words mean

Listerine hurts, man. When I put Listerine in my mouth, I'm fucking angry. Germs do not go quietly.

His best move at this point would be to respond with, "TL; DR"

"Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way."

It must be since, as a 30+ year old, I have no idea that it means (and didn't know about the verbalization of son'd was until that article came out).

Exact same thing I thought when I eyeballed this article. I mean, how often is Deadspin going to ballpoint things like this? It makes me want to nataleeholloway their computers until they learn not to buzzfeed this stuff.

came here to write that. thanks, owen

It's all very confusing.

If she were as smart as she claims, shouldn't she have figured out he was cheating before the relationship got two-and-a-half years deep? She said she was classy; what's classy about airing her dirty laundry on social media, instead of airing with the person with whom she had the grievance? I'm just saying...

Isn't "Couldn't Care Less" is a double negative?

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

WTF is Ethering? Urban dictionary has an entry for Ethered from '06:

If I followed this rule, I would be driving a shopping cart stolen from the Target parking lot. (The one near me got new carts and they're pretty sweet.)

Based on this, only a handful of people should ever buy a new car. Ivy league education and a $250k annual salary? Treat yourself to a Honda Civic. You, sir, are high.

So we now have to click on a particular comment twice to recommend it, or have I missed something?