We pay $2,300 for 2 kids.

Can’t talk, out buying all the Febreeze.

I’m a guy on the internet; I pretty much just talk out of my ass.

My theory is that dunking on Bloomberg accomplishes several things for EW:

There is a big difference between a face mask like in the picture and a respirator. Doctors don’t even wear respirators during surgery, they wear a face mask. I think a face mask will be enough to keep everyone safe.

r/pointlesslygendered

A couple times I’ve been about to purchase a sous vide-er and had to ask myself “wait, is this just so you can try the hot pocket thing” and then forced myself to put it back.

2am

The only proper way to heat a hot pocket:

She is in hot water! Well, water that’s really hot on the outside but cold in the middle.

I wondered if he was a producer on this movie, but I figured Googling ‘Harvey Weinstein Get Hard’ wouldn’t lead to anything I wanted to see.

Udderly made up? Like from insider cows?

I think my office has passed the same 3 or 4 $20 bills around for the last 5 years.

This is at least better than my legislature, who are super pro-open carry and pro-concealed carry everywhere EXCEPT where they work. That hypocrisy drives me crazy!

Wow, that really sussex for them!

This is the correct hack.

Klobuchar actually won a lot of counties. Who would have guessed?

Just wait until Pete has to campaign somewhere with black people, then we’ll see how well he does :)

Came here to say this. I’ve never had a problem using it to pay part of the total at a grocery store.

Why would someone be videoing this using the selfie cam? Wouldn’t that make it super obvious?