I greatly appreciate anyone who knows how to use the “Dismiss” function!

The Impossible Burger is called a Rebel Whopper here in Australia

Had to check the date on this article, because “Wendy Williams is Awful” is really an evergreen story.

They sell small poop bags at pet stores. If you want free bags, you can still use the bags from things like bread and newspapers.

Good luck getting Iowa and New Hampshire to give up the power they get by being first. Iowa’s entire corn ethanol subsidy is safe because nobody wants to risk pissing Iowa off. If all 50 states voted at the same time, there would be no corn ethanol subsidy.

“I mean, it’s one insurance Elizabeth. What could it cost, ten dollars?”

I love the hell out of Katie Porter! I would love to just permanently sit in her hearing room. I’d get the crowd to start chanting “White Board! White Board! White Board!” and then totally lose my shit when she pulled it out. Then I’d yell at the witness “You’re about to get schooled, son!”.

Why on earth do americans vote for this system? I just don’t get it.

How do retail employees and food service workers get by in NYC?

Just turn the crusts into breadcrumbs and then you can use them for cooking. No waste, happy kid.

“Students in Borna’s class have assigned seats. Benson’s was on the second row. He said he arrived two minutes before class started to find another student sitting in his seat. The professor told Benson to take a seat in the back. It was near an electrical socket, so Benson plugged in his laptop. Later, after…

Don’t worry, I’m sure kid seats will be marked as soon as airlines figure out they can charge a premium for “non-child” rows.

I use this technique to decide between buying things at the grocery store versus buying them at Costco. Peanut Butter is like half the price (per ounce) at Costco, so I buy it there. On the other hand, coffee pods are about the same price per pod at either place so I just buy them at the grocery store. It’s nice to…

I have kids, and I like the idea of the child icon too. When I end up with a stranger in my row along with me and the four-year old, the stranger knows they’d be happier in another seat and I know they’d be happier in another seat. When I’m taking my kid to the bathroom for the third time in a three hour flight and…

I found myself having a hard time sleeping with the thought of the wreckage and what all those people were going through in their last few moments.

Jenna Dewan is hosting Flirty Dancing, which is a thoroughly charming show about dancing and dating. Everyone should go watch it!

Related story: Megyn Kelly hired as press secretary for Justin Trudeau.

“R. Downey Jr: wears blackface for Universal w/o regret bc it ‘sparked a necessary convo.’” she wrote. “Univer.: yay Robert! Me: Never worn blackface but had one of those “necessary convos” re how standard seems to have changed over time.NBC-Univer: F.U.! Cancelled!”

This! Get a meat thermometer and only cook it to 125 degrees.

The southwestern border of Texas is a beach?