I mean, isn’t Hasperat just a square burrito?

There is no such thing as milk not from an animal.

When I was a grocery clerk years and years ago, a couple came through my line. I rang them up, bagged some groceries, and when I turned around there was a credit card on the counter for me to swipe; the first name was “Kim”. I swiped it and handed the paper to the woman for her to sign. The guy got all indigent and…

I get the ask about separate checks at lunch more than dinner. I think because lunch is so often friends/colleagues and dinner is less casual.

You never get anything from joining a pyramid scheme. Now starting a pyramid scheme.....

That’s why these lists always piss me off. If it’s not “thefts per 1,000 registered” or something then it’s a worthless stat. It’s like how the McDonalds hamburger is the highest selling in America, because there are 100,000,000 McDonalds throughout the country. 100% of the Delorians could have been stolen last year…

Union asked producers to cut the man from the lineup immediately, who responded by allegedly saying: “We’ll take it out later.” Union pressed further, said another individual, saying the show’s live audience should not be subjected to something racially insensitive. The producers who Union spoke to sent the…

Aren’t most people going think it’s her ex husband who is 4 years younger than her?

The best Indian restaurant in our town has a lunch buffet, which is a great intro to lots of dishes.

Just because a dish uses a lot of spices like turmeric, ginger, coriander, cumin, paprika... does not mean it is hot.

I’ve been in conversations with guys like that when we were the only two people in the room and he’d say something about something I had supposedly done. I’ve literally said “Who are you lying to? We’re the only ones here, I know you’re lying and you know you’re lying.”

Dear Nick,

Come on, we all know that the greatest podcast of all time is Go Bayside.

Everyone is getting this wrong. The notes were actually written in ultra-fine tip pen, but next to Trump’s tiny hands the print looks huge.

President Donald Trump insisted that he doesn’t even know Sondland like that, telling reporters: “I don’t know him very well. I have not spoken to him much,” according to the Daily Beast.

I can’t wait for one of his children to get in trouble and hear Trump say “I barely knew Don Jr.”

As with the return of another NBC sitcom, Will & Grace, the revival has a hurdle to get over: namely, a pretty perfect finale

ReVeRsE rAcIsM!

46%, no less.

Also, the $16 scrubber looks like a bagel. Things that trick me into thinking they’re bagels when they aren’t also don’t spark joy