A bunch of farmers defeating the British army and forming their own country was pie-in-the-sky too!

Universal healthcare is “pie-in-the-sky”, even though tons of other countries have it.

In their defense, Warren isn’t young either. There are younger candidates, but they’re too conservative for AOC and her crew. There is no candidate is young, far left, and with a good chance to win.

Can you clean that up a bit?

The inspectors took a look at the meat and said....wait, what do opossums say?

I love the descriptions of the ingredients in natural foods. Like a regular banana or an egg has tons of scary sounding “ingredients”.

“And ten quid for a popcorn? Those cheeky wankers are having a go at me!”

In their defense, it wasn’t much of a cliche back in 2004.

I’m a 40-year old dude and I don’t care what anyone says, “You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy! And I don’t like you at all!” is the best burn of all time.

No, they learned from the Whacking Day episode.

Try to fit two car seats in a compact sedan.

Bring the car seat with you when car shopping. Test fit that thing in there and see if you can still fit in the front seat. A lot of cars make it pretty hard.

Even if you want to make it all about yourself as a parent, you still need to be sure you’re getting the right car, because little kids have to go in car seats and those things can force the front seats pretty far forward. We brought car seats with us when we went car shopping and were surprised at how some SUVs that…

How do we go about solving that? Police work seems so inherently aggressive and physical that it doesn’t appeal to lots of touchy-feely types like myself. The work seems to self-select down to the types of officers you’re talking about. How do we get to a police department that prioritizes deescalation and creative…

I just listen to the Celine Dion record.

I think that he wouldn’t have to plan anything is the big appeal

Really? No other Sesame Street characters that can talk about addiction? No blue, googly-eyed monsters who know something about addiction? Hmmm?

She could have saved roughly $100 for the same hairstyle at the government-subsidized Capitol Hill barbershop.

ToLeRaTe My InToLeRaNcE!

This program should be called “Lego your Legos”