Yes. If you see a long drive thru line you can skip right past the restaurant, but if you go inside they know you aren’t going to go back to your car and leave. They definitely prioritize the drive thru.

Apparently the school has a whole thing about the Confederate flag because the girl couldn’t wear her Confederate flag belt buckle. Good for them!

You beat me to it, but I’ve always got the DotCom clip in my holster. “That’s not exactly small government” indeed!

For fuck’s sake, there are alternate jurors for a reason! Sometimes a juror gets in a car accident. Sometimes a juror gets sick. Jurors miss court sometimes. We don’t sentence them to 10-days in jail for it!

Awww, but I was so excited to “learn about opportunities in <insert sound clip> your local area <end sound clip> by attending our free seminar!”

ix-nay on the eason-tray!

Look at that picture. Come on Joe, you can’t win with only three pieces of flair!

That being said, it has been clear for a long time that applying even the slightest touch of pressure on Trump makes him self-combust in ways that seem remarkable, even granting his narcissism and ignorance and possibly terminal pudding brain.

My local Safeway has Italian food in the same aisle as the taco/burrito stuff and the Asian stuff. I think they call it “ethnic” but maybe it lists Italian, Hispanic, and Asian separately. It’s been in the same spot for a long time so I quit looking at the sign on the aisle.

Don’t eat frogurt offered by mysterious Chinese men.

Came here for “to retard spoilage”. Was not disappointed.

He is too stupid to know that alligators don’t prey on humans. Crocodiles do but not alligators.

“But Mr. President, maintaining a moat and caring for alligators would actually be more expensive than actually helping migrants.”

Also i dont understand why would you change a car every 3, 4, 5 years.

Somewhat related, always wondered how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around. Most aren’t below $50k brand new and many are more like $70k. I’d really like to know how they make that work.

It’s the whistleblower! Get him!

Ugh, that’s awful. Sorry Rover.

Once they start getting into the records of these phone calls, they’re going to find a ton of stuff worse than the Ukraine call. Calls with Russia, calls with Saudi Arabia, it’s going to be an avalanche.

I haven’t heard anyone use that phrasing since Chandler got stuck in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

Trump Spews Absolute Nonsense Before Walking Out on Reporters