ESports now has its own version of “Buffalo Bills fans eating ass in the parking lot of the stadium!”

I mean if it wasn’t the doping allegations and chauvinism.

Was this level of trashiness what was missing for esports to be considered a real sport? We’ve made it ladies and gentlemen.

It really looks like crappy CG from a late-90s B-movie about aliens. His feet shuffle and his shoulders twist, but his head and neck are completely level the whole time. I need a GIF of it.

Watching him run is a strange experience. Like, I shouldn’t be seeing this happen, but there it is.

I feel bad for this guy.

We’ve become accustomed to games only having special challenges that almost any player could complete in the hopes of appeasing the “100% completion” crowd. I’m not saying this is necessarily a bad thing (accessibility is laudable), but it has made it difficult to have truly rare achievements (lowercase “a”)—…

Maybe the Soul Stone is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

I was uh...interested in uh..finding out more about the uh..bitter gamer tears.

He should have walked off the field after career TD #69 and never came back. He owed it to himself.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

I spy a JETPACK CAT

I’m mostly concerned that these are just a start with the legalization of marijuana in my state.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

That does seem like the logical person’s microphone to grab when one is struck by an impromptu urge to address the public.

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

I own a coin-op business and this “fishing” exploit is actually quite common. Well, it *used* to be quite common. Modern bill changers are very good at detecting the reflection from the laminate and also detecting a non-standard level of friction (detecting small anomalies in the speeds of the intake rollers, kind of…

Authorities in Boardman, Ohio, said last October the suspect’s a white man in his 50s or 60s, heavy-set, balding, and bespectacled. At one point, he drove an early 2000s blue Dodge Grand Caravan.

Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?