I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

are you sure you don’t need it all the time?

“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

“male Goop” is WONDERFUL

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

I was hoping to hear how, 235 years later, the Brits would respond to the Patriots finally losing the big one.

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

PC Master Race, not so much huh?

Ah yes, if a name originated in the 1930s it CAN’T be racist. Thank you, good sir.

Sounds great we’ll do that too

TL:DR?

Which was a bigger waste of cash: the XFL or Linda’s Senate campaign?

“Aeon Flux”

Claire, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but Kenji has the best one-pot creamy mac and cheese recipe of all time:

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

If you want to forgive him, whatever- I do think people saying Youtube should ban and or entirely demonetize him are ridiculous and sound like old men yelling at clouds. That just doesn’t make sense for the platform- but let’s not call a 22 year-old man a “kid” please.

Another year, another instance of a Bethesda-published FPS delivering one of the best FPS campaigns of the year. This game really went places.