Fluke_Hawkins
Fluke_Hawkins
Fluke_Hawkins

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Those Belters are going to scrap that Roadster as soon as shows up on their scans.....

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.

“Kanye Westworld.”

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

are you sure you don’t need it all the time?

“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

“male Goop” is WONDERFUL

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

I was hoping to hear how, 235 years later, the Brits would respond to the Patriots finally losing the big one.

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

PC Master Race, not so much huh?

Why are the bombs such a sticking point for a lot of critics? Lightsabers are impossible. Dogfights in space are impossible. So much in these films is impossible from a scientific standpoint. Why is it the bombs has people up in arms??

A lot of modern art depends on context. For example, DuChamp’s fountain, a urinal laid on it’s side, was entered into a “prestigious” art exhibit whose only requirement was paying the entry fee. It was trolling the gallery owners, basically saying “this is what the art world has come to”.

Somehow I think the Guggenheim will survive the bad reviews.

Ah yes, if a name originated in the 1930s it CAN’T be racist. Thank you, good sir.

Sounds great we’ll do that too

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!