No, it won’t. The first film’s aesthetics were largely misunderstood. It was very much about the fear of rape and procreation, as well as battling a scary space monster. The second film was a bit more accessible but was still about surviving something unknown. Every man in the movie played a certain masculine role…

hillary just as bad! right?! FUCKING E-MAILS RIGHT?!

[Yet more angry ravings to cover up strange feelings before running back to online forums to continue harassing other women in the games industry]

Wait, now I’m confused... am I the SJW..?

[Angry retort about SJWs/Safe Spaces to cover up crushed ego that is paper-thin due to living in 4Chan bubble]

[Generic comment telling writer to keep her politics out of gaming (as they make the commenter question their identity), unless they’re the politics of killing coloured foreigners with a big machinegun]

I know them better than you. I coached all of them since the were 7 years old. They can walk it off.

If you’re sending people on a one way trip to another galaxy, who’s giving two shits about a haircut? 

Well isn’t a good portion of this Andromeda crew non-military? Plus, she’s a Biotic. I got the feeling that their regulations in the biotic sects were a bit more lax than some of the other branches.

This is all the pro Bowl should be. Silly shit like this, fan meet and greets. Maybe some flag football coached by the players with teams of fans. Fun shit and fan outreach.

This sounds like it was a blast.

Also, hello, kissing scene!

Didn’t we already have a video game that was inspired by Heart of Darkness?

If anyone is looking for a game similar to “Apocalypse now” - play Spec Ops: The Line

I would agree but here in the finest of Pennsyltucky we are continuing to out-Florida all Northern states hence Pennsylvania is taking the crown from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin? Wisconsin elected Scott Walker, managed to get a recall, and elected him again. It has also presented us with Paul Ryan. Wisconsin is the Texas of the north.

Sweet - more boxing coverage!

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

If he condescends and judges people, and in response those people choose a President who is unprepared and dangerous, can we really blame him for the petty, foolish way people respond to being judged?

He changed his name to Paul Sickbaum.

I'm sure they're sorry they've deeply offended your virgin eyes.