Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Should’ve included the quote for the Divine Right civic:

No worries. Any time I can explain the process and connect with a reader is a win for me. :D

how much time do you think it takes to tell your assistant to order you “the lebowski sweater?”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The guy spends 60 hrs a week on his job and has 2 mvps and super bowl to his name and you’re going to somehow, someway criticism him for ordering a sweater online and wearing it to work? What is wrong with you?

He probably could have gone a step further and responded to press questions only with quotes from the film, but he’d probably get fined by the league for calling John Fox a pederast.

Dude, I’m still trying to get over these new TVs. What happened to the bunny ears? And where is the cassette slot on my iPhone 7? Damn you Tim Cook!

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

*looks out window at carbureted daily driver with column shifter*

Feel better now?

This just made me realize that Mara Sov could come back as a guardian. I would be ok with this.

Also walking around aiming an antimaterial rifle.

Craftsmanship on this is amazing, too bad it’s stupendously ugly.

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

Red Deadder

Pass interference from Richard Sherman? According to the refs, no.

Which buttons do you hit for discriminating against other races and groping women in Overwatch?

As if he had the necessary WASD spread.

Reminds me of Battle Angel Alita.