That verse was alive and well in the 90s

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

Daunte Culpepper said that? Damn.

There you have it. If the man in the shorts here is a Brewers fan, he missed his team losing, 6-9.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

Dammit, I was looking forward to Madsen’s victory dance.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

I dunno, Drew actually came across less incredibly white than he does in the Deadcasts. Though I’m pretty sure his sunscreen SPF strength contains exponents

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

They should just pay Dwight in cash because we all know about a third of that money is going to end up on the main stage at Magic City.

This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.