Hate accepted. Wear your shoes on the bed, too, because that’s a thing shoes-always households do. It’s like being a nevernude.

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

Clip:

Dear Mr. Watt,

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Okay, yes, a 7-foot-3 rookie averaging 12 points and eight rebounds through the first 12 games of his career isn’t the wildest thing to ever happen.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

For the sake of my fantasy team, which no ones cares about, I hope McCown plays again. Gary Barnridge is nice to have with McCown under center but there’s no fantasy value for any Browns player while Johnny Footbawl is scrambling around like a headless chicken.

By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

Baseball is a relic of a gone-and-forgotten America eulogized only by assholes like Keith Olbermann and George F. Will.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

Boycott

Guthrie didn’t really need to worry, though. Everyone knows that rowdy Jays fans specifically target babies.

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.