NBA fans don’t put ugly bumper stickers on their cars because most NBA fans are fans of players, not teams. And it’s the teams that mass produce ugly bumper stickers for suburban dads to put on their Honda Odysseys.

“Just do it”? Does that mean you can “just do” the Holocaust? How can so many people @Nike be this ignorant as to the logical fallacy this entails. This is absolute absurd. I really don’t understand. Why would u support this?

Sounds similar to how advanced stats have everyone in the NBA shooting 3s and abandoning the post and mid range. Except that evolution has made the NBA more watchable, not less.

In hindsight it’s no surprise that he was lion about the injury.

I decided to test your theory that birds don’t wear hats by asking Google Images, and, well, I’m glad I did, because you’re spectacularly wrong.

While Dianne Feinstein may be a reliable source, it’s probably better to verify with KatyPerrysBootyHole just to be sure before tweeting it out.

Commenters’ lives don’t matter, that’s for damn sure.

“Chances are, fans who are older and wealthier and more casual are bound to look hilariously fucking stupid trying to rattle LeBron.”

“Que barbaridad” is one I haven’t heard before.

Holy shit, he even managed to get one of his burner accounts verified. Look at this: twitter.com/AlbertBurneko

Jose Lind. There’s a guy I just remembered.

PFTCommenter and the Mickstape podcast are great. The rest of Barstool is mostly trash. Drew Magary is great. A lot of the rest of the content on Deadspin is trash. A lot of people subscribe to the New York Times even though their editorial section often publishes trash.

But how will he now signal to a potential mate that he is ready to spawn?

Remember Rico Brogna? I remembered him just now.

This is a bad blog, which you have blogged badly.

I thought I had seen all the dumb anti-Process takes I would ever see and then I saw a guy arguing that Boston is a counterargument to the Process. Boston, the team that traded for three top 5 lottery picks. Wow, if only Philly had thought to do that! Why doesn’t every team trade for three top 5 lottery picks! What a…

A couple of minutes before reading this post, I remembered F.P. Santangelo.

I remembered Archi Cianfrocco the other day.

Does John know how many other people put their nasty ass hands all over that Tabasco bottle?

As an Atlanta resident please be advised that Henry County is a close second to Cobb County among suburban Atlanta counties that you should avoid at all costs.