Definitely beats when Greg Maddux treated his teammates’ shirts to his colon batter.

These are not bears.

“Actually the league would be better if more teams won 35 games” is definitely a more desperate anti-Process argument than the previous bad anti-Process arguments this site has published.

Really powerful reporting by the Purdue Exponent

The commissioner of that league should do some Seoul searching. Seems really unfair to kick people out just for a few extra Incheons of height. I hope the league Rheeconsiders and decides to Syngman a new tune.

None of you were going to watch the Mavs and Magic play a game in April at full strength anyway, so why do you care whether they sit four starters? If a 23-win tree falls in the forest while resting four starters, does it make a sound?

That team sure is good. Whatever process they used to assemble it looks like it worked.

Chris Cillizza is the Reggie Miller of political commentary.

“He didn’t have the first clue how to coach”

Latavious Williams did this like 10 years ago. I don’t think Bazley is the first one.

Can’t watch this now, but was Damon Berryhill remembered? If not, I would like to request to remember him.

“Holy shit! That’s Tony Romo!”

We can’t judge him too harshly, he may have suffered a shoulder injera.

This is a great idea and the entire country should do it. Fuck 5 PM sunsets.

The maximum percentage of seats that are ever full at a Hawks game

Rats are also good. You, human, are the one who is bad.

As a pretty universally applicable rule, the option without barf >>> the option with barf

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well America is tanking!!! All we can do is Trust The Process...</p>&mdash; Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/796258910617370624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 9, 2016</a></blockquote>

Bill Polian is also really worried about all those short people moving into his neighborhood, those short people going to school with his grandchildren, and those short people wearing those fancy patterned clothes to see that superhero movie about the fictional land of short people that just came out last weekend.

I like turtles