Week 10 of the NFL season features Jets-Browns. I cannot think of a less consequential sporting event.

I once saw a completely naked gentleman shitting on the NYC subway tracks at the Times Square station at 4 in the morning, so if you’re ever in that area and you need a toilet you know where to go.

Two answers for me: Michael Vick, and Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

Give him a break, he’s just here to provide the white man’s perspective.

Anyone who calls Atlanta “Hotlanta” should be launched directly into the sun.

Oladipo does not play defense.

Get me at the stadium and I’m trouble

So with no Mikes are they just gonna yell really loud or something?

So THAT’S where Fox Sports is publishing Ken Rosenthal now?

Option 2 would result in potential 8 seeds hilariously trying to tank their way out of the playoffs.

If only Eric Gregg was available to be the bankruptcy judge, the IRS would be ordered to pay Livan $15 million.

Bear Friday is the 2nd most important story Deadspin posts, after the Funbag.

George Hill left in large part because the Jazz traded for Ricky Rubio to be his replacement instead of making any legitimate effort to keep him there.

Comparing the NBA, where a star player plays 80% of available minutes on both offense and defense, to MLB, where a star player either plays about 11% of the time on offense or starts 20% of games as a pitcher, will always be dumb.

I figured him to be a Woofgang Amadeus Mozarf fan, myself.

A strange move, sure, but he’s not the most eyebrow-raising Bogdan I’ve ever seen

Or the fucking Mets, who get like one post per day on this here website and are not even relevant outside their borough.

In hindsight, the Embiid pick was absolutely the right one and probably the best pick he ever made. The rest of that draft was by and large dog shit. Who else was he supposed to take, Marcus Smart?

There are not a whole lot of successful models to try to replicate, and all are equally outlandish. Let’s try the 2010 Heat model of clearing the entire cap sheet and throwing max contracts at the three best free agents in a historically great free agent class, one of whom is a top 5 all time player, and hope they all…

Embiid is an RFA in the summer of 2018, which means the Sixers have up to five more years of contractual control over him. That is plenty of time for that core to become a serious contender. Sure, he might go the way of Greg Oden. He may also go the way of Stephen Curry, who also had serious injury concerns during his…