That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Why does this Strauss character get the three-name treatment every single time? Is he a serial killer? If so, does Wojnarowski know about his dark side?

Quin Snyder looks like a St. Louis Rams helmet from the Greatest Show on Turf era.

That is not the reason he didn’t play in the 4th quarter. He didn’t play because the coach thinks you can’t score unless all five players on the floor can shoot. Which begs the question as to why he signed Howard in the first place.

If he was black and had that resume he wouldn’t be getting drafted.

I was there, and no, it was full.

After witnessing the 85th moving Gortat screen of the day the Hawks probably just assumed the refs wouldn’t call the foul even if they tried.

“Rufus Peabody” is an actual human being and not, like, a lesser known cartoon character from 1950s Mickey Mouse specials?

Do you order pizza and eat just the crust too?

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Highly Questionable is the only thing worth watching on ESPN that isn’t live sports.

Counterpoint: this problem is very happy and makes me very happy.

Counterpoint: if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.

How can one find that which does not exist?

This is the most idiotic post I have ever read. Panthers are hunter-gatherers by nature.

There may only be about 500 of us Hawks fans in total, but an awful lot of us are #tealizarding watching the Celtics’ max contract player in this series.

Seeing as how the Georgia General Assembly doesn’t give a shit about the city of Atlanta already, they might as well return the favor.

Embrace Debate

Is that what they are calling port a potties in northern Florida nowadays?

Nice