Marvin motherfuckin’ Williams over Chris Paul.

There’s nothing particularly wrong with abolishing the draft, as long as you are also honest enough with your fans to move all the teams in the league to New York, LA, and Miami. Put 10 teams in each city and call it a day, because no elite prospect is ever going to sign anywhere else. But abolishing the draft while…

I would assume that is for new ballparks in places where they don’t already exist, which is inapplicable in this case where the new stadium replaces an existing ballpark and so doesn’t create any new spending that wasn’t already there (other than the minuscule sliver of fans who will attend the new stadium but…

The lady in the middle of the Cavs fan crowd, who barely moves after Kyrie makes his shot and just gives a stone faced fist pump at about 0:43 in that video, is the real MVP.

I think Curry said something in the post game where he basically admitted that he fucked up there by trying too hard for a 3.

Mozgov finally figured out how not to be the funniest/weirdest looking guy in a picture: be in a picture with Ray Ratto.

The Seahawks thrashing the Broncos in the Super Bowl and Russell Wilson shutting down all the prevailing “scrambling (black) quarterbacks can’t win the Super Bowl” narrative.

That’s a lot of tears. Hopefully he has some kind of hollow, cylindrical device on hand to transport all that liquid.

*shrugs*

Funny thing about this article is I was introduced to spades by one of the whitest white people I have ever met. Never thought of it as a black folks thing until many years later.

Where does “Getting hit by a car” rank among terms used to describe urination?

The awful smell of your own blood burning when you zap one of them after it has already bitten you is somehow even more satisfying.

Pretty soon “techno-libertarian” is going to replace “crypto-racist” as Deadspin’s favorite made up hyphenated word.

Just about everyone I have read on The Undefeated other than Wilbon.

If he was only bad at defense, maybe they could get by. Given that he is a terrible defender AND a poor passer for a point guard, it’s fair to wonder how much value he really has on a team that has other gifted scorers.

Not everyone lives in California.

If it wasn’t for Boris Diaw, Speights would be the Bartolo Colon of the NBA.

Nice

As a native of Atlanta, I had no idea people blast genres of music other than hip hop out of their window at maximum volume.

Or as Charles Barkley once called him, “that big Semen kid.”