FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler
FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler
FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler

The Lakers already tried that Big Four shit two seasons ago and it ended up as a dumpster fire.

Or "I'm a Lil B fan, so my IQ is comparable to a peanut, so it shouldn't be surprising that I wrote this idiotic article."

This article is bad, the author is worse, and Lil B the Based God can go fuck himself.

I think you may be confusing radar detectors with radar jammers/scramblers, which actually are illegal under FCC rules like you said.

Cutting Sam may be a blow for gay rights, but on the bright side, signing Troy Davis is a big win for ending capital punishment.

Yeah, but those trades have all resulted in players heading to one of those select few markets where they will actually consider re-signing. There is a reason teams like the Utah Jazz don't put together massive offers for players like Chris Paul or Carmelo Anthony whose contracts are going to expire; it is because

I don't watch much hockey but if I recall correctly even the hockey players who lead the league in minutes play fewer minutes than typical NBA starters do.

Small markets can compete in the NBA... if they draft their own superstars and manage to keep them. That is what I alluded to in the earlier post. The problem is that in this superteam era, keeping those superstars has become harder and harder. Point is that the majority of NBA cities don't have the size or cachet to

The NBA needs contraction more than any other league. Two extra teams just means two more small markets with no hope of ever contending short of a Thunder-like run of lottery picks. If game quality matters to the league, the last thing they need is to expand.

Is the "Go Cards" enough to infringe on the Cardinals' trademark? If it is, I seriously hope their legal team smacks them the fuck down.

Nice job by McAfee to create a Security Shield between the ball and the Texans.

We switched from TE to a WR/TE flex spot in one of my fantasy leagues a few years ago and haven't looked back. No longer do people have to waste a roster spot on the likes of Heath Miller or Dennis Pitta. You should try it.

This is about as horrific and inhumane as it gets without people dying. Unless those adjectives should only be reserved for deaths, it applies here.

Or, perhaps, you might consider asking actual Indian people whether they want their identity appropriated to apply to a completely different group of people.

If he is not from India, then yes, he is a fake Indian.

There are two MARTA stations within a five minute walk of Centennial Park.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Why is Jerry Richardson Mexican? Other than that, spot on.

Wait... that Uber driver let Mr. Shittypants back in the car after he barely wiped himself?