I think it was determined that he doesn't even have Autism anyway. Can't recall the name of the disease but he was misdiagnosed.

So happy The View fired her. So shocked they would have ever hired her in the first place!

Hey Adrianne Curry! Too bad the asses Jenny has kicked are mostly those of babies dying of whooping cough. Oh, and measles too.

when i partake in certain herbs i always end up watching docs on octos, squids and cuttlefish

The only acceptable response other than getting his ass fired would be for one of the employees (ideally male for comedic value) to walk gingerly up to him, tap his belt buckle a few times, then stand there expectantly.

"He didn't just lick it once — he wouldn't let go, and licked it in several lascivious, short little motions,"

Was this one of the guys from the first story??

Because if there's one thing we women love, it's being smacked on the ass and licked by strangers.

it's a troll who gets all his ideas about prudish Americans and their constant family reunions from sitcoms.

right, THATS what is causing the brain meltdowns, nothing to do with the rope or death.

Do you understand genetics?

Ummm. What?

Here's a perfect GIF for this story :

OH NO! My heart truly goes out to you - I got into a heap of legal trouble for similar reasons. I was actually put on house arrest for failure to appear in court for multiple speeding tickets. I was in school, and my court summons was sent to my parents' house in another state. A HUGE bummer.

Oh no. That's awful! You must feel so let down! I would be too.

He just said, "can I have some of this weed?" and I was like, "okay...." He is very charming. I don't know where the girlfriend ended up. She and I became friends for a while, and even tried to start a band. The only song we did was "Stepping Stone" by the Monkees. She's a dancer. Talented girl. My ex boyfriend,…

we met at a 9/11 truth meeting. I should have known he was insane.