douchebag alert

douchebag alert

douchebag alert

douchebag alert

douchebag alert

Just logged in to see tens of notifications...all from this fuckface. I guess he's transferred his obsessions. You're welcome.

I am so tired of stupid asswads trolling this place and ruining it for u..so today, I will take it out on him!

I know exactly what you should do! Go into a garage. Is there a car in there? Good. Is the garage door closed? Perfect. Enter the car and start the ignition. Now all you have to do is sit back, relax, and let humanity celebrate. Everyone wins!

it's really unnerving how he can go from aggressive and abusive to contrite and apologetic....

holy treasure trove....thank you for these next 45 mins of pure enjoyment.

are you me? I have my own place, two cats, long distance bf. And I fucking love it.

You just made my day!

ps....can you link me to the begging? That sounds juicier than the daily mail!

I like you. I appreciate your plan of attack. I'm at work for a solid five hours today, and I can't think of a better way to spend it than replying to his posts with "cool story, brah." Juvenile? Yes. Effective? Maybe. Satisfying? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Sure can. And I'm gonna keep him around for a while...I think it's particularly charming how he cries stalker when backed into a corner.

I loooathe LeAnn. Even her name is stupid.

I did NOT recognize Lucy Lawless. Not good, not bad, just...different.

It's cute how you think people care about your self-indulgent drivel.

Virginity.... #neverforget

....nobody cares where you are from....the fact that you make such a big production about it is just strange. I'm not from the South either, since that apparently means a lot to you.