Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the....mole.

The comments were the BEST PART...it was just a step further down the Housewife rabbit hole and I, for one, was all for it.

OH FUCK you're FROM MA....my apologies. All hail KristenfromMA....she's from MA.

And that has relevance why...?

And now I have to watch it out of morbid curiosity!

Jezebel is just full of warm and fuzzy people today! Go take a Xanax, you're bumming us out...or *HEAVEN FORBID* just don't complain. It's not becoming.

By fuck I think you mean God Bless.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. THIS is why I don't have cable.

I'm just trying to understand why on earth she wouldn't want to sleep with him...

TOO.MANY.WHISKERS!!!!

You're fun!

I felt nerdy for noticing that but thank you for letting me know I'm not the only one...the man is a genius!!!!

When I was in elementary school, our music teacher was this crazy savant who lived in his mothers basement and we looooved him. During music time, 9 times out of 10 we could talk him into playing the Weird Al Jurassic Park song. Everyone in my class had it memorized by about 5th grade and we felt cool for sneaking…

I like you. You're good people.

He is simply the best.

Thank you for making me laugh despite the bleak topic at hand!

You're having an imaginary argument with yourself. Nobody said animals are more important than humans. The point is that it's his money, and you look like a dick for critiquing on how someone else spends their money. You're just wrong. I sincerely hope you figure out why you are so negative and get past it. End of…

Yes, I was piggybacking your piggyback! :)

That's a really stupid argument to make,