I guess when the judge won’t let you call murder victims “victims,” but is totally okay with labeling every person protesting that night as “antifa,” it becomes less of a gamble?

I nearly threw up when I read the quote that starts “To extract maximum value from music assets...”

Well that’s just a rad story

I just... please never ever stop being you. 

This is it, you fucking piece of shit. This is exactly it. You sit here and act like this shit is a fucking game. “I hope you get pulled over by a cop having a bad day”?

This motherfucker needs to be taken out. This elmer fudd-ass judge doesn’t care at all about the people he murdered.

Who the fuck still makes short bus jokes in 2021? Jesus christ dude, grow the fuck up.

Very true!

Cosigned. I’m glad some people are into that but I’d rather have some spice in my life.

I don’t get the appeal of Pete, but then again I don’t feel the need to speculate on why others do. Then again I’m pretty heavily demi-sexual, so maybe if I got to know him?

Size 15 8E here - cosigned.

I’m no cat nutrition expert, but I would assume my vet is. How do I square this list with my cats’ vet-approved raw diet?

I swear I’m not being contrarian, I’m genuinely curious. 

I mean it’s 2021, the fuck guys? We’re here, we’re queer, we’re usually not super shy about it. 

My biggest problem with calling her a good worldbuilder is the utter dearth of any non-Gryffindor main characters (except for the “Evil House but people still want to be in it because...” trio). She sets up a school with 4 houses and then we get the Gryffindor Show with special appearances from 2d cartoon evil.

But when they crap themselves in their Under Armor Tactical Ripstop Soldier Pants, the camouflage will hide it all. Galaxy brains, these boys.

Oh God, that sounds terrible. Trust straight, white guys to fuck up a quick change.

Oh I’m sure they’re right! I’m pan, and I know for certain that I ALWAYS want to cheat on a boyfriend more than a girlfriend. Us queers just can’t keep it in our pants.

Cosigned by a pan man. The straights are starting to lose it.

That’s the only reason I could watch Crazy Ex. I’m too much of an empath to watch Becca Bunch suffer over and over without any kind of redeeming, positive qualities

I don’t have a horse in this race, but: I really do appreciate that you’re brushing off the bigots while maintaining your criticism of the article.