I just watched Halloween 2 for the first time and holy crap it bothered me that they just kinda went “oh, Michael’s still alive, shit.” Once they figured out they KILLED A RANDOM KID.

Can someone explain the allure of Howard Stern to me? I haven’t consumed his stuff since it came on regular TV at 2am in the 90s, but every time I hear something about him it seems like the schtick hasn’t really changed.

I was angry at Chapelle choosing this path and then I saw what he said about Gadsby, and just laughed.

Aye bruh, come through this weekend to Hyundai’s Mary J. Blige’s Family Affair Minivan Event

“’cause we’re celebrating all these Hyundais in our lives”

(sorry if it gets stuck in your head too)

This is exactly why I have lost faith that we’ll somehow come to a more equal place. Don’t get me wrong: I’ll remain a soldier till the war is won. It’s just hard to fight the feeling that if these people can’t even bring themselves to acknowledge basic facts, they’ve effectively “won” the war against their own…

Oh honey, no.

The way a normal person would read what I said is “Black comedians don’t get nearly the opportunities they should. Maybe we could give his airtime to one of them instead.”

He doesn’t deserve another chance. This is an intelligent human being who has chosen to pander to the laziest bullshit to generate buzz.

I have wanted so badly to love Practical Magic. All of the things I quote from it and the scenes that stick with me make me want to watch it again.

What about the Cosby show?

Or maybe a system where people are compelled to side with a corporation instead of a human is fucked. I shouldnt have to become an expert to buy a car without getting fleeced, full stop.

Jesus WTF?

The devs have provided an actual TON of resources to get out of softlocks. In particular: if you go into your map and find an item of any type (from collectables to doors to breakable blocks), you can highlight that item, and every other one you’ve encountered will be highlighted.

IF the idiot you’re talking to thinks that one’s ability to speak English is an effect intelligence metric AND has low-enough self-esteem that they feel it necessary to correct you, it is always right and proper to slap them with a live cod. If enough people do it enough, they’ll eventually learn how to stop being an…

Okay shut this shit down, we’ve already got the best possible take.

Any other demis out there super into people wearing hella comfy clothes?

Holy crap, thanks!

That lead image has made me laugh out loud each of the three times I’ve seen it.

I would give him candy. Or a nightcap, should he be interested 👀

I need more Edd China in my life. Not only because he’s the only good part of that show, but also because I too am 6'7". What a great guide to what I can and cannot squish myself into.

Not if you’re east of the hill country. Sounds crazy, but halfway between Houston and LA is El Paso, TX. Louisiana is where I’d wanna go, but I have no idea what their laws are.

Get out of my head. Also, hi!

But seriously, when the fuck did that happen? I mean, they’re not my type, but even I was taken aback by it.