OMGah, don't even get me started on those divorce statistics from the 1980s. That 50% of marriages ending in divorce thing. You can't take the number of marriages one year and divide it by the number of divorces that year and apply that to the population. That ain't how this shit works.

Dafuq? I'm really not surprised though. Dayton is one of the most segregated cities in the US. Kettering and Oakwood got in some trouble a few years back because they were redlining African Americans out of their white picket suburbs.

That's a good idea. I'd love to know what it was like to be tall for once in my life. I only got to 5'1 and stopped there. :(

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I really want something like that, except for just hair color and hair length. It would be so convenient to have a blond pixie one day and have mermaid length candy pink hair the next. It would stop me from ruining my hair/getting extensions/buying fake hair pieces and save me so much time, money, and energy spent…

I live in Dayton, OH. How in the hell did I miss this?

My friend and I were drunk one night and were discussing how people name their genitalia. So we started coming up with names for ours and I think I ended up with Seabreeze and she ended up with Fuckingham Palace.

This is my favorite story ever: I was newly single out of a horrible abusive forever long relationship. I figured I'd have some fun. I started sleeping with this guy who was an ADONIS. He was also amazing in the sack. I had already told him that this was a FWB sort of deal and that I wasn't in any place for a…

Just keep waiting. Don't you know that women have a biological imperative to have children? Duh. And if you don't, you'll end up a crazy cat lady and nobody will love you but your 113 cats. :p

Well, then your baby timer will go crazy and you'll just adopt.

What? No. Where is this biological make-up at? Because I'm pretty sure there some pretty shitty mothers out there.

The thing is that the majority of men working these jobs do have children. But the societal expectation for men is to provide financially for their children, not so much emotionally. That's wimmenz work.

I once read article about when women first started working on wall street and now, and I can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Anyway, one of the take-away messages in the article was how many professional women (not just wall street) were married with children and how many professional men were married…

I really can't put my finger on it, but I love Courtney Love. I know homegirl is a hot ass trashy starfucker foot in mouth mess, but I like her in some weird sort of way. Probably because I'm also a trashy ass mess. Who knows.

Oh good. I have an iodine sensitivity.

I fucking hate ICP and juggalos. With a passion. Being a goth kid in the Midwest was the worst because people would ask "Omg, you dress in black and wear black eyeliner, do you like listen to ICP or something?" Fucking no. I listen to Bauhaus and I want to spray this can of aquanet in your eyes.

No. Just no. They would know better than that.

Good advice! And I am so jealous of you for graduating with no student loan debt!! I am almost finished with my B.S. in Psych with a concentration in behavioral neuroscience and I'm already so far down the hole in student loans because I've had to pay for it myself, and whatever income I made was used for rent and…

That's a good idea! I don't have a lot of money to donate, so I'll try seeing if they need volunteers. Thanks!

I've always wished I could donate blood. Nobody wants my crappy non-clotting iron-free A- blood. :(