Remind me to introduce you to the concept of a joke sometime.

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

This post is so genuinely puzzling I keep returning to it. I can’t stop reading it, as if there’s some hidden explanation for its spectacular wrongness, and by reading and rereading it I’ll discover something amazing and unique and be awarded something for my trouble.

yes, one of the reasons i’m actually happy to be a woman. i mean all those years of puberty (and still) with aching tits doesn’t compare to what i imagine getting kicked in the balls is like.

I think you might be lost.

It is not a myth and yes, listen to OldMilce....go get checked out.

I played hockey for my college’s club team. During a game against Southern Illinois my teammate slid to block a slap shot. The shot was a rocket aND it hit like a guided missile right in the nuts. I was on the bench at the time, but even I heard a loud CRACK when it hit. My teammate stayed down, and we were all…

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

This won’t endear Hendricks to the rest of the league. Nobody likes a cock block, Matt.

Kingsman. I love a good spy spoof, but this one was mean-spirited and edgy in a bad way.

They would never have seen it in the first place, if it was a real ninja shark.

As it turns out, these are the intermediate phase between the juvenile stage and the fully grown adults, making them teenage mutant ninja lantern sharks.

A real ninja lanternshark would have unleashed a smoke bomb and escaped before scientists could identify it.

“I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.”

The Gimp Shark.

Pretty sure that’s a LandShark.

I’m going to confess, when this image first popped up I thought I was looking at some crazy new fetish gear.

This kinda reminds me of a goblin shark.