Remind me to introduce you to the concept of a joke sometime.

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

This post is so genuinely puzzling I keep returning to it. I can’t stop reading it, as if there’s some hidden explanation for its spectacular wrongness, and by reading and rereading it I’ll discover something amazing and unique and be awarded something for my trouble.

yes, one of the reasons i’m actually happy to be a woman. i mean all those years of puberty (and still) with aching tits doesn’t compare to what i imagine getting kicked in the balls is like.

I think you might be lost.

It is not a myth and yes, listen to OldMilce....go get checked out.

I played hockey for my college’s club team. During a game against Southern Illinois my teammate slid to block a slap shot. The shot was a rocket aND it hit like a guided missile right in the nuts. I was on the bench at the time, but even I heard a loud CRACK when it hit. My teammate stayed down, and we were all…

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

This won’t endear Hendricks to the rest of the league. Nobody likes a cock block, Matt.

The jokes are funny and all, but I just feel really compelled to point out how terribly sad this is. Lamar is only 36 and appears to have a long, tough recovery, and he will never be the same. Hate to be that girl, but this is just so tragic.

Having done a lot of neuropsych testing of stroke survivors, I was a little wary when it was reported that he was saying, “hey, babe” to Khloe and winking at her. I had hoped he was exceptionally resilient.

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

This was absolutely fascinating.

It sounds like the only blood test ever done suggests her father was Richard, despite timing and other factors pointing to Norbert. Without anything concrete, you’d have to say it’s a half-sibling situation, despite what Norbert and others thought and believed.

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

I didnt chastise anyone