Our cats will not ride the roomba :-/ It is a bitter disappointment. But the googly eyes we put on it help sooth my sadness.

Our cats will not ride the roomba :-/ It is a bitter disappointment. But the googly eyes we put on it help sooth my…

I don’t see what the problem is. If you check my GPS, I average around a 72 mph pace from my house to work, 5 days a week.

I’m not volunteering to actually run but I may be able to drive very slowly while high behind an RV for a nominal fee.

Also Can work with.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Imagine him setting up a lemonade stand to do it. It just feels right.

mutter mutter mutter every fucking week mutter mutter I’M RIGHT HERE

You and I can stand in the corner and nod all manly-like.

Yeah just to tack onto this: I started reading Deadspin in ‘08 or ‘09. Gamechanging for me. I had never really found people who blended humor and sports in a way I enjoyed to consume. So thanks guys for doing all the stupid shit you do, and long live AJ’s attempt to recreate the Doc Ellis no-no

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

You’re already grey again, smh.

Any truth the rumor that Leitch is considering raising funds to buy Gawker media just to put a stop to the reporting on Cardinals losses?

hi! Longtime listener, first time caller. Lief isn’t vehicular manslaughter; he’s the one who paralyzed his best friend in an intoxicated car wreck. Vince Neil of Motley Crue is vehicular manslaughter.

Source: I, too, loved me some Behind the Music

It’s like the douchebags who say, “Humans aren’t built for monogamy and I have no control over how many women I want to sleep with.”

SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE RIBEYE

How did you get a copy of our playbook?!

Framing and semiotics are always critical.

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

Re-posting this tweet I saw earlier. I can’t stop thinking about how a woman’s past vs a man’s potential is weighed out in nearly every rape and DV case in the news lately...

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.