Flerby
Flerby
Flerby

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

I placed an ad on a website (not Tinder), where I clearly stated my age (46) and age preference (43-50) and got a response from my sons’s BEST friend who is 25, who has been living with his gf for 5 years...

Now playing

This is the first thing that comes to mind in every EVE article.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

As a South Florida resident and life long Dolphins fan I really wish that I could tell Canadians that “cheering for the team with the most locals” fills the void of your team not making the playoffs but it isn't

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

I wouldn’t mind as long as the Rock bottoms.

In fairness, they all do have much nicer uniforms than the USMNT.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

i hate when i accidentally pee on my jacket too

I mean, it’s right there in the post, pal.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

You can see her nipple. I can’t forward this picture of us to my grandmother.