My /s isn’t missing — only because I feel too confident that the wise folks on this site know irony without having to be explicitly hand-held.

Someone just told me that Singer owns One Potato, Two Potato. This production company is world-famous and they own the rights to a variety of screenplays. When the production company greenlights a project, Singer goes ahead and elects himself to direct it. That’s one of the reasons he keeps getting projects.

Malek working for Singer to get a paycheck and further his career is absolutely no different than these pornstars you keep writing about who sign the forms at the end of the shoot saying that everything was okay so that they can get their money. - “it was either sign at or don’t get paid..” Well, it’s either take a…

Exactly what I came here to say. This guy did not have the power to get Bryan fired. Maybe in the future studios will stop hiring him.

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…

I can imagine as an actor the work comes first. On the other hand, we’ve seen enough of powerful men using their power to abuse.  Have to draw the line.

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of…

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE WALL HAPPEN.

Nancy will win by using the entire playbook Cady used in Mean Girls, because only Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner have seen the film during their secret slumber parties.

Not my best photoshoppery, but I am just gonna leave this here, because my father, the inventor of toaster streudel, would not be too pleased to hear about all this. Nancy for the win!

Dude. You are not alone on that journey.

Ok I have to admit, when Bloody Shoes came out I couldn’t stand Cardi. Now, I’m over here trying to not stan Cardi to the point of creepiness.

Them’s some speed-pupils, for sure. Size of manhole covers. Add that to the panicked breathing, and you got yourself a portrait of a speed-freak.

I mean, I’d be nervous too if I was an illiterate pissbaby hopped up on Adderall about to address the entire nation.

What’s Barbara Lee, chopped liver? Safe districts in heavily Democratic cities have been sending left-wing representatives to Congress for decades. They just tend to get dismissed because they’re black.

The best thing about AOC is that she shows another kind of politician is possible. For decades we have been told that we only have a choice between your average evil republican and your run of the mill spineless democrat. After a lifetime eating thin gruel, we look over to the other table and see they have steak. Why…