He got robbed by a hooker. Mark my words.

This metaphor only works if Trump is being backed by a bunch of irony-loving hipsters. If the rise of Trump truly mirrored the Producers, the play would have became a hit because there was an unexpectedly large audience for un-ironic Nazi theater.

Wheelchair Jedi!

Why does he remind me of Syndrome, the baddie from the Incredibles?

Meh.

It looked pretty top-heavy and I do not see any non-Lego support. Something like that needs a steel frame.

You assume it was a break check, but it could have just been a needed bit of breaking for the driver being tailgated. That is the thing about tailgating, and doing so at such a small distance, there is no time for you to react to unexpected road events. This was 100% the fault of the tailgating driver. I don’t break…

You mean you don’t want to know which 12 year-olds have had sexual relations with your mother?

I agree to a point. However, $20K is $20K. We’re not talking about giving him half-off of a $60 video game.

I have a hard time matching Lupita Nyong’o’s stately voice with this funky looking little troll.

I hear that only a hero can save us...

Not my son! NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Obviously, you have chosen the way of PAIN

I am with you 100% on this Drew. Jedi rules.

It is my experience that vocal Android users tend to give off a genuine air of insecurity. “Agree with me or you are stupid not clever!” Really?

Spore version 2.0

After the game is over...ITS NOT FUCKING OVER. The shitty clock keepers did not know how to stop and start the clock properly so they have to add a period’s worth of time on to the end.

Dude. You had the Jr.

Meh.

What kind of a performance hit does the game take to render those immaculate eyebrows?