I am relieved that it’s not yet another a “tortured Jedi rogue” story.

The human models are very dead-eyed and bad. 

WTF. Mondo posters were great. The rarity was part of the appeal. This guy does not get it. 

She talked about finding Thrawn, which, I took to mean the same thing.

She’s the captain of our hearts.

“That is correct, Admiral. I tripped and fell and yelled ‘Feckin Marklar’ and the computer misheard me and ejected the warp core.” - some poor Captain, probably.

My assumption is that there are other authentication factors in the background. Like, the computer could be doing a full body scan and advanced speech recognition, and so it is already sure he is who he is. The code was only to verify that he really was intending to do what he was doing.

It doesn’t star Harrison Ford. It will star someone else as Indy. Probably a prequel or side-quel to fill in the gaps.

And yet the makeup looks way better than the Ron Howard joint.

And the inevitable porn: Strange Her Things: Hard Stranger.

You’re just jealous because you can’t Breakin’.

Nakia is such a better choice. Shuri does not have the charisma or physicality to pull off being a lead for the franchise. Lupita Nyong’o is such a great actress.

#ReleaseTheFraserCut

Confusingly, this does not include Army of Darkness, which would be the final film in the trilogy. But that movie was effectively retconned by the series. It also does not include the 2013 Evil Dead remake starring Jane Levy, despite a post-credits Ash.

Confusingly, this does not include Army of Darkness, which would be the final film in the trilogy. But that movie…

Its... a little too Raph.

Put the servers underground. Consistent temperatures there.

Gon Droid: A Gonk Story, Directed by Lars Von Trier

Jeremy.

Forget the Young Avengers. Give us the Dog Avengers! Thori, Lucky, and Lockjaw.

They can give him a cameo as a different character. We need to leave behind all of these crappy pre-MCU movies.