I did not think it possible, but this man’s hair is more ridiculous that Trump’s.

I’m not sure I would be bragging too hard about this old soccer-mom machine.

Mom?

The populist narrative around the first two games in the Dragon Age series, in a nutshell: Dragon Age: Origins was a masterpiece, a throwback to the classic CRPG days of yore and one of the meatiest fantasy role-playing video games ever made. Once you installed it, it would periodically mail you $20 bills, and…

Where's Lisa?

FALSE. The weapon that killed Xenu looked and functioned exactly like a portable eight-track but was actually a piece of advanced alien technology.

The switching back and forth between keyboards was too laggy, and too prone to accidental switches.

Because you'll never be royal...

Um this is precisely a painting of an alien. It's just on someone's face rather than a canvas.

God Mode!