The punctuation contained therein, or lack thereof, certainly passes the smell test.

Did Jaws just drop an S-bomb (but continue talking without pausing) or am I hearing things??

Your *rationale* is as ridiculous as it hypocritical. That is all.

I enjoyed this.

"It's certainly not the first time a single shot has left someone retarded."

Trigger warning!

Oh, you like it? This is pure silk, baby, made in Columbia. Maybe I'll get you one someday.

Oh... Oh my.

Nice

Well, well, well.

Notably absent from the list of Synder's destinations from 2007-2010: a playoff game.

....and that, children, is why we never wear white after Labor Day.

ESPN didn't want anything to do with The bone of contention in Sean Salisbury's pants either.

That's good hustle.

"Whereas, NBA Finals Most Valuable Player Dirk Nowitzki chose to re-sign with the Dallas Mavericks in the summer of 2010, forgoing free agency and keeping his talents in Dallas, thus remaining both loyal to the team, city and fans for whom he played his entire career, and alive"

[redacted]... you've won this time DS image uploader!

Black Eyed Peas (I just felt the need to say that not because they trump Incubus but just because no conversation of this nature is complete until/unless they have been mentioned)

"And yet people still wonder why I say affirmative action is so dangerous."

I've yet to hear anything more believable, anyway.