My company still uses Yahoo Messenger — I know, I know, judge away if you must. Does anybody know of a replacement app that I can use? (Thx!)

I hate to nitpick, Drew, and can't blame you for this omission since I'm sure you had better things to do with your life than watch some moderately talented Green Bay teams lose to the Dallas Cowboys roughly 27 times between 1992-94, but as any impressionable young lad looking forward to growing his first pube during…

Short, funny and no girlfriend yapping about how unromantic I am? Yeah, I much prefer this ending to the notebook.

Kobe is indeed a private guy (and was even before the Colorado sexual assault "incident") but there is a 0.00% chance that he would agree to be an "assistant" anything. Your point about him following a similar path as Jordan, perhaps in some sort of front office role — assuming he sticks around basketball at all —…

Like.

"THAT MAKES TWO PEOPLE WHO FIND STEPHEN A. SMITH IM-POR-TENT."

Love mash-up. Well done, Mr. Burke. However, you've done Martin Fulop an unearned and undeserved solid by not highlighting Arsenal's third goal, which happens to be the second weakest goal given up by a GK over the course of the entire season — only trumped by the log Fulop pinched off all over himself earlier in the…

Oh, that's good.

If not for the "whiney Deadspin writers" swipe I would give this response a platinum star. Even with it though I still think it merits a gold star.

I assume you mean someone not named Rae Carruth, correct?

I was going to say Sarah Palin, but yes, that.

You might go to jail for trespassing and blatant jackassery (well, depending on the state).

"It's always Julie this and Julie that; Julie, Julie, Julie!"

That shit still gives me nightmares... and I'M A MAN — I'M THIRTY!

Maybe we'd have to add one more bowl, maybe a bowl down in Texas or something.

It’s a good thing Billy Packer retired. The Jungle is no place for him.

"If he thought demonstrating a predilection for absenteeism during times of great difficulty would appeal to my unconscious father complex, well, shame on Coach Miles for underestimating the constitution of my emotional cognition."

I burned a few calories enjoying that.

+1 Nine-inch Metta World Peacepipe

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